Rollin’ Stone – Would You Like a Lime With That Week Four
According to my cool guitar calendar on the wall in my office that I have mentioned before, today is the birthday of Muddy Waters.
Wikipedia refers to Muddy Waters as the “father of modern Chicago blues“, and an important figure on the post-war blues scene. His style of playing has been described as “raining down Delta beatitude.”
A beatitude, a supreme blessedness.
Quite the compliment.
Well, my mother told my father
Just before hmmm, I was born
“I got a boy child’s comin’
He’s going to be, he’s going to be a rollin’ stone
Sure enough, he’s a rollin’ stone
Oh well he’s a, oh well he’s a, oh well he’s a… (from Rollin’ Stone, Muddy Waters)
Featuring that classic blues chord progression, it’s a great harmonica song.
It is said that the band the Rolling Stones and the magazine Rolling Stone both took their names from this song.
I spoke with my brother Gary a week ago and he was prodding me about how I had to keep this corona theme going now that I had started.
I haven’t written a weekly post since 2014.
I had to make a beer run.
Things got worse this week.
Some people think this is the end of times.
Some people think it is all part of a grand scheme for Trump to declare Marshall Law and take over the country.
Some people think this is this generation’s 9/11.
I don’t think any of that.
It may be the end of times for some things, like values maybe.
This is a different country than what it was twenty years ago.
Gas is cheap.
But we can’t drive anywhere.
Flights to Florida are $49.
But who wants to fly to Broward County right now?
I mean I do, my little guys are there, but I can’t.
Yesterday I got the email that my June 4 Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit show with David Crosby opening at Wolf Trap Farm Park has been rescheduled to a future yet undetermined date.
That’s okay because maybe that means Kim and I can go to the Kennedy Center.
Oh, they are not open either?
Do you remember when guys used to carry a prophylactic in their wallets?
I am carrying a rubber glove folded up in my wallet
You can never be sure when opportunity knocks so you have to be prepared.
Hey, you could be driving down the road and on the next street corner something catches your eye.
That’s it! I’m doing a U-turn for that one.
$1.69 a gallon?
Yup and I’ve got my glove on!
And speaking of prophylactics.
Every time I see Andrew Cuomo on the TV, I think of how elated he was a little over a year ago as he was celebrating the signing of his new abortion law, and lighting up buildings in New York City pink.
87,325 dead babies in New York (the average number of abortions per year in New York) and you get so excited you light up buildings.
As of last night, New York had 5,489 Coronavirus deaths.
But no lights.
But I guess it’s different.
Well, who knows, without those 87,325 abortions he might be needing 50,000 ventilators right now.
Maybe that was part of his Emergency Preparedness Plan.
Maybe he should run for President.
Well, I feel, yes I feel
Feel that I could lay down oh, time isn’t long
I’m going to catch the first thing smoking
Back, back down the road, I’m going
Back down the road, I’m going
Back down the road, I’m going
Sure enough back, sure enough back (from Rollin’ Stone, Muddy Waters)
Got the Blues?
Read your Bible.
Tomorrow is Palm Sunday.
The day Jesus entered Jerusalem on a donkey, the crowds laid down palm branches before him. We begin the holiest week of the year and sadly, we will not be in church.
“Blessed is he who comes in the name of the Lord.”
So I began with a “Delta beatitude,” I will end with another beatitude.
“Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy” (Matthew 5:8)
Keep those healthcare workers and their families in your prayers.
And if you want to hear a little Muddy Waters playing Rollin’ Stone at the 1960 Newport Jazz Festival, here is a link.
