“I Held My Nose, I Closed My Eyes…I Took A Drink”
“Fillet of a fenny snake, In the cauldron boil and bake; Eye of newt and toe of frog, Wool of bat and tongue of dog, Adder’s fork and blind-worm’s sting, Lizard’s leg and owlet’s wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.”
(Witch’s Brew recipe written in Shakespeare’s Macbeth)
It’s almost Halloween.
I read once that Halloween was second only to Christmas in retail sales. I have since read that is a myth.
But still, it’s a big deal to some, especially kids, and like everything else this year it won’t be the same.
That’s too bad.
Our typical day starts out with Kim and I having our first cup of coffee in bed as we check our email, check the weather, maybe our banking, and of course some social media.
This morning as I opened my Facebook I was greeted with a post reminding me that today is World Mental Health Day.
I might argue that a reminder of World Mental Health on Facebook could be perceived as an oxymoron but I was happy for the heads up.
In a great many cases and to varying degrees, the results of the conditions we currently are living and working and schooling under have taken its toll on our mental health.
Many sought new ways of staying active physically and mentally while social distancing. There was a time earlier in the year when you couldn’t buy a bicycle or a kayak as everyone tried to take on activities that lent themselves more to distancing from others.
If you want to social distance you can’t do that much better than being on a kayak.
Strangely, Kim and I, though we already had kayaks and bicycles, spent only a small amount of time riding our bikes this year and in fact never used our kayaks even once.
For physical activity, we walked a lot.
For fun, we spent a lot of time in our back yard.
And in our back yard, we worked our gardens.
Kim’s garden this year featured lemon balm, elderberries, horseradish, peppers, tomatoes, and herbs.
She even grew a pepper known as the Trinidad Moruga Scorpion!
According to PEPPERHEAD.com the Trinidad Moruga Scorpion will wreak your stomach, burn your intestines and still be smoking on the way out and is considered to be the second hottest pepper in the world.
We found that even just handling them was dangerous.
And as the pandemic focused our attention on building our immunity and trying to keep from getting the virus, Kim developed a new hobby, herbal concoctions that boost immunity, depress symptoms, help you relax and sleep.
I have mentioned our regular consumption of elderberry syrup in a previous post as a good source of boosting our immunity.
Normally we would go out and buy our syrup made locally by the Village Winery in Waterford, Virginia.
This year however my wife decided to fire up the cauldron and make it herself.
And in addition to elderberry syrup to boost our immunity she made elderberry tincture.
And in addition to the elderberry tincture, she made lemon balm tincture. Lemon balm tincture is supposed to reduce our stress and help with our sleep.
Today however was the day she was to prepare the mother of all home remedies.
FIRE CIDER!
Just the sound of it gave me chills.
“For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.”
I don’t know if it includes any of those ingredients mentioned by Mr. Shakespeare in Macbeth but I do know it has garlic, turmeric root, ginger root, horseradish root, onions, lemons, apple cider vinegar (with the “mother” in it, you will have to look that one up), peppercorns, and I don’t know that I care to know what else.
And in at least one of those batches she added the Trinidad Moruga Scorpion!
Once you have all this stuff mixed together you keep it in a cool place for six weeks while it does whatever it does until I have to drink it.
One thing is for sure, in addition to my lemon balm tincture and my elderberry tincture before bed, and my elderberry syrup in the morning; once that Fire Cider is ready in six weeks I surely won’t need to worry about social distancing because that should pretty much take care of itself.
Masks will be required.
Last year near this same time I wrote a post titled “Oh Well” that discussed mental illness and former Fleetwood Mac founding member Peter Green’s life of dealing with mental illness. Again this year on my 2020 Guitar Calendar hanging on the wall of my office I am reminded of Peter Green’s October 29th birthday along with other famous guitarists.
However Peter Green died this past July peacefully in his sleep at the age of 73. The cause of death has never been released by the family though some have speculated his mental health problems may have contributed to his death.
So on this World Mental Health Day, I am reminded about how important it is to keep busy, keep physically active, and find a hobby.
Go buy a kayak or a bicycle if you can find one, or get yourself a dehydrator and a large pot.
Find some wacky folks on YouTube living off the grid in the upper Northwest and learn how to start brewing concoctions in your kitchen.
But find something.
And now as we approach the bewitching hour, my beautiful little witch-doctor wife is fast asleep with dreams of other potions dancing in her head, and I am still waiting for my lemon balm tincture to kick in.
It was a good day and I am looking forward to six weeks from now when I might get a chance to say:
“Honey, this Fire Cider is awesome but I think it might need a little more fillet of fenny snake”
“Just sayin'”
She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink
She said “I’m gonna make it up right here in the sink”
It smelled like turpentine, it looked like Indian ink
I held my nose, I closed my eyes… I took a drink*
Post Script:
*“I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink” is from Love Potion Number Nine a song written by Jed Leiber and recorded by The Searchers back in the 60’s.
Shakespeare Macbeth witch’s brew recipe is courtesy of University of Minnesota
The feature photo is courtesy of Unsplash and photographer Tikkho Maciel.
Happy Halloween.